1. Don't think you can ever change a man… unless he wears diapers.
2. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
3. If he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."
4. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.
5. Men are all the same… they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
6. Go for young men… they never mature anyway.
7. Never let your man's mind wander… it's too little to be let out alone.
8. If they put a man on the moon… they should be able to put them all there.
9. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was clean.
10. Women don't make fools of men… most of men are the “do-it-yourself” type.
2. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
3. If he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."
4. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.
5. Men are all the same… they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
6. Go for young men… they never mature anyway.
7. Never let your man's mind wander… it's too little to be let out alone.
8. If they put a man on the moon… they should be able to put them all there.
9. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was clean.
10. Women don't make fools of men… most of men are the “do-it-yourself” type.
4 comments:
Ok, it's Sept. 12, time to start blogging again and updating us on the job hunt.
Hi there, You had me laughing and
thinking both at the same time -
this is sooo funny.
I hope you don't mind if I "steal" this from you. I will stirr a little trouble by posting it on my blog - all for a good laugh!!
I will certainly add your blogname
as well. LOL!!
:-)
Sure..gincoleaves, go ahead and borrow this post! I'm glad you enjoyed it, as for why I posted this funny on men? Well,it's such a small price that women get to laugh, these days. So I try to find a smile where ever I can,Thank-you!
Okay...Norma, I hear you, promise will update everyone tomorrow it's late tonight need some sleep first then will tell you all...night.
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